Archive for January, 2006

Bryan, Bryan, Bryan

Monday, January 30th, 2006

In an earlier post, I had ranted about the horrendous “Rock Karachi Rock” non-event, but “hope springs eternal in the human breast” and I bought a ticket for the Bryan Adams concert, desperate to relive memories of the glorious 80s and 90s. So much was at stake for our city and I was nervous as hell. On the morning after the night before, I am now totally coherent, awake, and devoid of any hyperbole – Karachi has vindicated itself on all counts.

The first security checkpoint was just after the Steel Mill entrance and a polite fellow checked our tickets. The second point required all of us to get out of the car for it to be checked out. This was done quickly and efficiently and resulted in a “security cleared” sticker. A number of small but meaningful details had been taken into account, in total contrast to my previous experience at the Arabian Sea Country Club:

- The parking area was mercifully illuminated
- There was a seating area for folks who either weren’t going inside or had to wait around
- The woman checking handbags was not power drunk and obnoxious
- The volunteers swiping cards were extremely polite and efficient
- Food and drinks were available inside the venue
- Clearly labelled restrooms were easily accessible
- There was no one bellowing on the mike saying, “once you’re in, you can’t get out”

What staggered me was the fact that the concert started at 8:00 pm. Nothing in Karachi starts at 8:00 pm, let alone a musical extravaganza of this scale. No amount of kudos are enough for whoever made this happen. Shehzad Roy kicked off the night with his infamous “Saali” number, followed by a cover of “It’s Only Words”. He sang another couple of songs and was done by about 8:30 pm. Sound checks and what not followed and by 9:00 pm, the decks were cleared for BRYAN.

He belted out one hit after another in his signature, non-confrontational style and the crowd loved him. I am not so fond of his newer, mushy tracks but was thrilled with Run to You, Cuts Like a Knife, It’s Only Love, I Need Somebody, Heaven, Kids Wanna Rock, Straight from the Heart, and of course, Summer of 69. He came back 3 times, by popular demand, and behaved like a real star. We Love You, Bryan. At one point, he announced that he was going to sing the opening lines of one of his songs and whoever recognized it, should raise their hands. Thousands of people had their arms in the air and he called upon a lucky, young lady to come up on stage and sing with him. Hats off to her – she did a great job, earning herself a big hug from Mr. Adams, and massive cheers from the crowd. He asked her a few questions about herself and promised t-shirts to all her friends, who of course, went totally nuts.

Bryan Adams said wonderful things about Shehzad Roy and Karachi, reminding us that none of this would have been possible without the efforts of our own countrymen. He told us that we sing very well ;-) and that music really has the power to bring people together. He also said he had no idea why they hadn’t come before and he hoped this concert would pave the way for many more. The crowd was very responsive and well-behaved and there were no phaddas and bayhoodgees. Thank you, 25,000 Karachivaalas, for not screwing this up. We have proved to the world that we can have a good time as well as behave ourselves and hopefully, more class acts will come to our city, if we continue to act like civilized folk.

It was a great, great show BUT, it was marred by poor sound quality. The concert just wasn’t loud enough and the balance was out. Sound makes or breaks a rock concert – this is very elementary and hopefully, someone important noticed and will strive for higher standards next time.

A huge round of applause for Zindagi Trust, Shehzad Roy, Nokia, ARY Digital, and all the other sponsors and organizers. Bryan Adams, THANK YOU for coming to Karachi despite negative travel advisories and plenty of bad press. Cheesy as this may sound, it truly was “a night to remember” :-)

Mohatta Palace & the Prez’s Son

Friday, January 6th, 2006

I had been waiting patiently for almost a year to go and see “Jewel in the Crown – Karachi Under the Raj” at the Mohatta Palace. This was because I wanted to go with my Mamoo, who was due to visit Pakistan in December. Today was the big day! The Museum opens at 11:00 am so we excitedly got there at 11:05 am. There was a Rangers van parked outside and the guard shooed us off saying there was a “guest” in there and that we should come back after “a while”. I wanted to get off and wallop him. After demanding to know what “a while” meant, he said, “come back in 30 minutes”. So, we wandered around aimlessly and returned after about 40 minutes. We were “allowed” to enter then but I was still livid and wanted to know who the VIP was. Learned that it was Master Musharraf – His Royal Bilalness.

It’s absolutely ludicrous that visitors to the museum should have to find other things to do while the President’s son checks out the exhibition. I realize that there are security concerns but then the Mohatta Palace staff should inconvenience itself not us, by opening an hour early or closing an hour late or asking the guy to visit on a Monday when they are officially closed.

I have heard that this guy Bilal is very humble and decent and shareef and tameezdar and all that crap. Does he know that people were turned away because of him? We planned our day really carefully, took time off from work, organized meetings accordingly and an hour’s delay screwed things up. I would really be interested in hearing his views on this matter. We, the people, are supposed to be the beneficiaries of his father’s enlightened policies. It’s bad enough that each time a lowly bloody minister emerges from his house, traffic grinds to a halt and no one can budge until these misbegotten fools get to wherever they have to … now, even the kids pull rank over the people. And this guy doesn’t even live in Pakistan!!!!!!!!!!

This is so unacceptable. If I didn’t have visitors with me, as well as my 81 year old grandmother, I would have created a scene. I think Nasreen Askari and the President’s Son owe us an apology. If anyone who reads this blog has access to Bilal Musharraf, please forward this post to him and solicit his views. Am genuinely interested in knowing what makes these people tick.

Steven P Jobs With Lotsa Hair

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Stevie J in a suit, on the cover of Macworld magazine’s premier issue!!

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My first computer was a Mac Plus with a single floppy drive, no hard disk, a black and white 9″ screen, and 128 K of RAM. I used to have some kind of peculiar PC before I got my Mac in 1990 but it just sat there for a whole year as I could not get past the C:/ prompt. When the Mac Plus arrived, my entire life changed. I fell in love and discovered a whole new world.

For any Pakistani Apple groupies out there, Steve Jobs will address the faithful at Macworld San Francisco on January 10th 2006 at 9 pm Pakistan Standard Time. He shall not be wearing a suit. Hopefully there will be a live webcast, and in addition, several Apple-centric websites will be blogging the event as it happens. Stay tuned and keep the faith.

Peace and Love!